therealyosuke:

It’s Komaeda Tap Dancing Hour!!

*kids cheering*

Hey kids, it’s me, Komaeda!! Today, we’re gonna learn how to tap dance, the hopeful way! If you want to do it the despairful way, you can fuck right off!

herwhisperisthe-jyp:

i had a dream that i was walking around in a shirt with stalks of corn all over it and somebody was like “wtf are u wearing?” and i said “it’s a crop top” i laughed so hard that i woke up

shubbabang:

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"Things i wish i could say to customers but can’t" the first installment of "I haven’t even worked at Starbucks for a full month please give me a break" the trilogy, starring dave strider 

fuwe:

no longer a boy yet not quite a man

fuwe:

no longer a boy yet not quite a man

1-enoch:

last night i was absentmindedly toying with something on the kitchen counter while i was on the computer and when i looked down i realized it was a cockroach. i was petting it. i was petting a cockroach and the cockroach was sitting there probably really enjoying it. we had a moment. you know that thing of when two straight guys accidentally do something gay and then they freak out when they realize whats happening well it was exactly like that

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

heliolisk:

thatweirdphysicist:

heliolisk:

I HAD 3 PIECES OF CHEESECAKE AND ICE CREAM OH MY GOD

What a champ

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT

micromicrocosm:

Modern Madonnas

areallybigsnake:

Also

fakedick:

Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket

Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school

Fuck lemonade. These lemons are incredible.
Andrew Hussie (via avas-poltergeist)
zipra:

Somehow I ended up painting an underpainting when I was doodling.

zipra:

Somehow I ended up painting an underpainting when I was doodling.

junkhee:

hbd kaworu!

junkhee:

hbd kaworu!

gayleafcrime:

so hussie uploaded a shitty gif of badly drawn curtains revealing a “How To Draw Manga” book, and then traffic crashed the site, and he deleted the page. Good unpause everybody see you next year