It’s Komaeda Tap Dancing Hour!!
Hey kids, it’s me, Komaeda!! Today, we’re gonna learn how to tap dance, the hopeful way! If you want to do it the despairful way, you can fuck right off!
i had a dream that i was walking around in a shirt with stalks of corn all over it and somebody was like “wtf are u wearing?” and i said “it’s a crop top” i laughed so hard that i woke up
"Things i wish i could say to customers but can’t" the first installment of "I haven’t even worked at Starbucks for a full month please give me a break" the trilogy, starring dave strider
no longer a boy yet not quite a man
last night i was absentmindedly toying with something on the kitchen counter while i was on the computer and when i looked down i realized it was a cockroach. i was petting it. i was petting a cockroach and the cockroach was sitting there probably really enjoying it. we had a moment. you know that thing of when two straight guys accidentally do something gay and then they freak out when they realize whats happening well it was exactly like that
Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket
Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school
|—||Andrew Hussie (via avas-poltergeist)|
Somehow I ended up painting an underpainting when I was doodling.
so hussie uploaded a shitty gif of badly drawn curtains revealing a “How To Draw Manga” book, and then traffic crashed the site, and he deleted the page. Good unpause everybody see you next year